Goddess of Frequency


(…continued from The Signature of a Rock Star)

If I were a goddess (or superhero)  who could choose her own powers, I would want to be the Frequency Goddess—able to manipulate resonant frequencies and move the hearts, minds, and bodies of all those around me.  My weapon of choice would be a cool looking guitar, hooked up to some killer amps.  I would shred the hell out of hell.  I would scream my lungs out in a perfectly pitched vocal stream-of-consciousness, and from my guitar, I would send powerful waves reverberating through the universe!



Yes! (…does happy dance)

As a goddess, I would need to cultivate a powerful image of my awe-inspiring strength and prowess.  I would have to look the part.  After all, even saints need a halo around their heads to be identifiable amongst the normal riff-raff—-so too must a goddess.  Glamour is a very important part of godhoodedness.  Nobody wants to see an ordinary, run-of-the-mill, lazy bum goddess, doing her normal thing and living a normal life.  Everybody wants to see that big-screen image of the beautiful and the powerful superhero, with rays of light emanating from her body.  I would need to project the ultimate image of coolness to the world, so that image would be preserved to maintain the glow of godhood.

In reality, looking and acting cool all the time leaves one with very little time and energy to do the real superhero/godly work.  To be a more effect Frequency Goddess, I would probably have to look more like this:


…which is hilarious considering I’m staring at a computer screen all day long as I do my research and my writing.

In any case, the most expedient method of controlling frequency would be via a powerful computer which would be in direct communication with various frequency stations.  In this manner, all the various absolutely monotonous and mind-numbingly dull methods and maintenances of frequency control would be relegated to a super-computer, one who does not need to eat, sleep, or go potty.  With all the boring details attended to by the ever-efficient binary mind, this Frequency Goddess can go do her nails and hair to look the part of the glamorous superhero that she is.

The powers of a Frequency Goddess would encompass the entire bandwidth of frequencies.  What kind of goddess would I be if I could only handle ones that could be heard or seen?  However, I wouldn’t need to manipulate ALL the frequencies all the time.  That would be overkill and so very elementary.  After all, every single problem does not need to be pounded by a hammer.  The power of a goddess is refined and finely tuned, and she would expend only the necessary amount of energy to finish the job—no more, no less.

For most jobs, I would only transmit at frequencies between five and fifteen cycles per second, and I wouldn’t have to be any more accurate than to three decimal places.


This amount of power is enough to influence every dynamic electromagnetic activity on the face of the earth.  I would be able to influence global weather patterns, human thought, and in that manner, I would be able to influence human behavior.  How can this low bandwidth do all that?  The one-word answer would be ‘leverage’.

If I were familiar with the principles of the Tao (which, by this point in my evolution towards godhood, I will have grasped with a certain degree of aptitude—or in other word, eptitude, from which I would be heaped upon, all manners of vulgarity for having used a word that does not exist), I would understand how the yin and the yang work in relationship with each other.  I would utilize the raw energies all around me and manipulate them at will, and the closest source of energy would be the world that I find myself standing on—Mother Earth.  Let me tell you something brother, the man who does not understand Earth magic deserves to have his testicles demagnetized.  Just a touch of the right frequency at the appropriate area and that will do the trick quite nicely…

Anyway, I digress…

Earth, with a mass of 1 M (or 5.97219 × 1024 kg, for those who are not mathematically-challenged) is a gigantic electrical generator which spins around two magnetic poles.  Once I magnify the frequency emanating from Earth and then apply the appropriate resonant frequencies, I can tap into unlimited amounts of energy.  There are various methods for magnification, but did I tell you that the Frequency Goddess is a bit of a lazy bum?  I believe wholeheartedly in the ‘conservation of energy’ principles of the Universe.  No need to invent some fancy schmancy tool to do the trick.

seishounenRemember that rockstar Basalt?  I would simply use whatever old rock I find laying around which could hold the resonance frequency.  Basalt is plentiful, and has plenty enough quartz within it, spread out in equal parts, to do the trick nicely.

Then, I would direct my resonant frequency of choice at said basalt rock, which would be perched at some precise predetermined point on the earth’s surface.  I wouldn’t even bother with the hard work of assemblage.  I could simply scrounge around and use whatever’s been lying around for ages, like maybe a few of those musty old pyramids all over Egypt and the Americas.  Of course, I’d have to replace some of the capstones, as a few of them seem to have been cracked, or even completely gone missing, which reminds me of the last time when something major happened, the capstone on the Washington Monument got cracked.  Light touch, people.  We’re not wrestling wild hogs here.

Any way, I could probably even use some decrepit old derelict like—hmm—oh say, Nan Madol.  It would work because there is so much basalt conveniently aggregated there.  Its sister site Insaru, on the other hand, is a pathetic derelict—its once magnificent skeleton, picked over and scattered far and wide, turned into construction materials and gravel roads.  Of course, this would mean having to rebuild the Nan Madol walls to its former height of around 25 feet with rocks between five and twenty-five tons (roughly the size of a garbage truck each).  It’s not too hard a job for the Frequency Goddess.  All I would have to do is resonate that 25 ton boulder at 1012 hertz and woosh!  Up it goes.

Once the basalt is in place, I simply add the specific frequency needed to do the job (without cracking the capstone, thank you very much) .  This would cause the strategically-perched basalt to vibrate naturally.  Increasing the amplification would increase the force with which it vibrates until the desired effect has been achieved, ie. shutting down power to an entire city (even a country, depending on how widely linked the system is), or causing a targeted localized earthquake to occur.  I could even make hale stones appear in the middle of July!

hail2 Feet of hail blankets Santa Rosa, New Mexico – July 3, 2013

(…to be continued)

The Signature of a Rock Star


(…continued from Solid State of Sound)

Gravity is really a frequency, part of Einstein’s Unified Field.  Crystallized blocks of basalt need only be resonating at the frequency of gravity, 1012 hertz, or the frequency between short radio waves and infrared radiation, and they will lose their weight.  Crystals, even basalt crystals, are ideal for resonating in such a ay.  If that was the way that the stones “magically” flew through the air, then they might have spun upward and to the east, just as the legend says ,because of the spin of the Earth.  The centrifugal force of the Earth’s spin caused the stones to rise.  Then it might be possible for people to ride on the logs of basalt, and then help lower them into the place at Nan Madol as the vibration lessened, an the stones gained weight again.  ~  Dr. Randall Pfingston

Normally, I try to touch upon subjects that are beyond the mundane.  Daily life is mundane enough.  Why would anyone want to read about what I had for breakfast this morning, or whether my cocker spaniel looks cute in a dress (SHE DOES!!!!).  The subjects I choose usually conjure themselves out from between my ears, as I am reading random bits of knowledge which happen to link up in odd ways.

It seems to occur most often when I am working on my writing because that is when I do most of my research (and it is a labor of love since these postings and pages don’t write themselves).   Sometimes, the research is straightforward, meaning what you see is what you get.  But sometimes, it is an offshoot of something that is important, but it—in and of itself—may not seem to be a critical component of the entirety.  What has turned out to be more true than not is the fact that anything that is considered important will usually not be made up of inconsequential components.  An important object or subject will usually always be composed of entities which are, in and of themselves, relatively important in some way, shape or form.

Such is the importance of rocks.

rocksYes, I did say rocks.

Rocks are important because they are the base upon which everything resides.  We often overlook them because, let’s face it, they’re not all that terribly exciting (unless they’re mounted on jewelry, and then they’re AWESOME!).  But in this instant, I’m not interested in the gem kinds of rocks.  I’m interested in the ones that are used for building structures that will last for thousands and thousands of years.  Those types of megalithic structures require certain kinds of rocks—ones that have staying power, ones that will last through the ages past the vagaries of time and tide, and past the ravages of war and unnatural destructive forces.  Those kinds of rock have to be hard.  Rock hard.  Metal hard, even.  

Interestingly enough, the ancient Vietnamese word for rocks means metal.  To my ancient ancestors, metal and rocks are so similar that they can be interchangeably called kim.  That is because there are certain properties that they share.  They are both born from the same environment, they are quarried together, and they have many of the same properties.  Magnetism is one of those properties that does not reside only with metals but also rocks.  

Amongst the Earth’s most common rocks, basalt and granite are rockstars.  They are most often used to create megalithic monuments such as Nan Madol in the Pacific Ocean and the pyramids of Egypt and Central America, but their abundance is not the reason why they are most often used.  After all, there are other types of rocks (of the sedimentary kind) that are far easier to be worked, and much lighter in weight.  There is a very compelling reason why anyone would want to quarry such hard and heavy rocks out of mountains and cliff sides and then transporting them, sometimes for miles and miles, to their final destination, and that is resonancy.

Of course, as with all things complex, there are shades of the same grey.  In this case, the exact same lava flow cools in two ways, and they are opposites of each other.  Basalts cool on the surface so they are dark, fine-grained, thin, and heavy.  Granite, on the other hand, cools slowly, deep within the rock so it is lighter-hued, coarse-grained, and lightweight*).  *When I say lightweight, I don’t mean feather light.  I mean it is light enough to float on top of the basalt, which is far more dense.  Let’s start with basalt.

Basaltic Andesite

Basalt rocks are found mostly in the ocean and make up the oceanic bedrock.  It is different than the rock which makes up continental shelves even though, like the continental shelf rocks, it is also born from lava flow.  Like the flow of blood gushing from a wound in the Earth after a particularly violent volcanic eruption, lava discharges and then cools, turning into igneous rocks.

animeguy2Among the varied and abundant basalts of the world, andesite is a rock star.  It is extrusive, meaning that it is born when hot lava flow hits water, cooling its surface rapidly.  This causes andesite to become extremely hard, dense, and very dark in color because none of the minerals  have not had a chance to accumulate.

It is  one of the hardest basalts and is evenly infused with quartz.  With so much quartz inherent in its makeup, andesite is also capable of creating a piezoelectric effect when it is under pressure.

Granitic Diorite

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Granite is the intrusive version of basalt.  It cools slowly, deep within the bedrock and slowly becomes part of the continental shelf.  This slow, steady cooling allows for various minerals and crystals to be able to form.

As time goes by, all the darker, heavier metals and minerals sink down, allowing the lighter-colored minerals and crystals to coalesce, causing a highly textured and colorful rock.

Andesite’s twin brother is diorite.  Rising up from the heavy layer of its brother’s weight, diorite is bright and colorful, sporting a profusion of embedded minerals and crystals.  It is not has hard and nowhere nearly as heavy as andesite, but that is not to say that it is not a hard stone.  These two rockstars are used exclusively to create the capstone on the pyramids because of their magnetic powers as well as their resonance abilities.

In the case of Nan Madol, it is entirely made of basaltic andesite, and there is a very important reason why the ancient builders insisted on using this most dense material to create the megalithic structure of Nan Madol.  The reason has to do with location.

(…continue to Goddess of Frequency)